Book blurb for Tales of Myrick the (Not So) Magnificent, Volume 1
Are you sure you want to be an adventurer?
me, there are plenty of dragons, moronic guards, golems, evil
sorcerers, zombies, blood-thirsty plants, undead necromancers, bandits,
and troglyns out there who do NOT have your health and happiness in
mind. If it weren't for my friends-the squirrel-like Nut-boy, the
beautiful yet brawny Princess Frederica, and the ever-loyal but
brainless Nonac the barbarian-I wouldn't be alive today to warn you
about the many dangers out there. Of course, possessing magic running
socks helps a lot, too, even though they seem to get me into trouble as
fast as they get me out.
So, I've compiled a few of my life
experiences in an effort to convince you, my good friends, to just stay
home, lock your doors, and keep a loaded crossbow handy. Oh, and have a
barbarian around in case something needs to be thumped senseless.
Starting May 30th, Tales of Myrick the (Not So) Magnificent, Volume 1 is available at Amazon and Big World Network.
Stay tuned each Tuesday for a new, excitingly hilarious episode of your favorite space pirate wannabe.
Wannabe scam artist and space captain Delroy has more to
worry about than his outdated butler bot. He falls in love with the
female bounty hunter Stella and ends up getting caught by the Yshtari, a
race of lobster-like beings. Delroy has to use his skills to save
Stella and other prisoners, and also find a way to avert a devastating
war with the Yshtari, who are intent on turning the human race into
their next meal.
When Jared puts on a mysterious ring a stranger gave him, he ends up summoning an Ogre from the planet Orgrenia. He then goes on a journey through space to discover that the reason we have legends of Elves and Dragons is because several centuries ago they came to Earth in space ships to fight for who should control the planet. The Elves won, but now the Dragons may be returning.